perhaps vampires is a bit strong but;

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immer wenn man denkt es geht nicht mehr schlimmer

• clou goes austrian • seriously when i first saw that poster i was like in a car and it was gone quickly and i was like naaah that wasn't what i saw no i just ... • didn't see it long enough i mean not even they are so fucked up • but i kept seeing it everywhere • and suddenly i realized • holy fuck they are serious • for non austrians that is the nazi party • like • this is legit a party built by the remainers of the nazis • legit • okay i'll shut up now

Zweiterer hat das ganz große Los gezogen: Freeman ist als Peter Jacksons “Der Hobbit” ab Dezember in den Kinos. Da kann Cumberbatch nicht weit sein: “Ich werde dem Drachen Smaug nicht nur die Stimme leihen, sondern ihn mittels Performance Capture auch ,spielen‘.”

• this article is like two weeks old nevermind • clou goes austrian

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omfg i cannot even we’re reading geschichten aus dem wienerwald in german class rn (austrian literature fuck yeah it’s really good i love ödön von horváth) but i have this kinda german-student-version where every little word that’s kinda austrian is translated wtf　

• ich mein wissts ihr echt ned was GUSCH heißt?!?! • da gibts ka Geniern! -> (öster. keine Hemmungen) • ANZIGEN - EINZIGEN • WANA - WEINEN • but the best one: • Kabriolett - (öster.) Auto mit zurückklappbarem Stoffverdeck • there are tears in my eyes • ich hab nd mal gwusst dass das alles österreichisch is srsly wtf • clou goes austrian

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• clou goes austrian

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• i am screaming • vorarlbergerisch is afoch zu viel • clou goes austrian

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• yes • clou goes austrian

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• basically • why shouldn't i • clou goes austrian • you know the basics of austrian culture are complaining about everything and anything

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• what is this blog and why hasn't it updated for four months • clou goes austrian

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u know sometimes i feel like somebody up there hates me i mean it’s more likely for me to see a fucking beatles concert because lol i’ve already seen ringo and paul does another tour now but i’m never gonna see the fucking arctic monkeys when i’m staying in this hole of a country because all the radio stations are playing are three pop songs and that’s it i swear to god they are only playing fucking pop and living here is an actual “who the fuck are arctic monkeys” and i want to fucking die